Thursday, January 26, 2023

Blog Post - 1/26/2023 Some More Spiritual Humor

Some More Spiritual Humor    

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.  Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me.  If you find me a parking place, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"

 

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.  Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I've just found one myself."

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"  The man said, "I do, Father."  The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall."  Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you want to go to  heaven?"  "Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.  "Then stand over there against the wall," said the  priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and said, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Toole said, "No, I don't Father." 

The priest said, "I don't believe this.   You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"  O'Toole said, "Oh when I die, yes!   I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."

 

May God Be Praised.





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